The Punter is sitting quietly searching
Autotrader for an affordable family car, when salesman Lee flits
across his field of vision standing on a sort of dog and holding a
sign "I BE LEE".
Lee then passes in the opposite
direction standing on a sort of pink panther and holding a sign "LEE
I BE".
PUNTER (putting his phone to silent in
annoyance):
That Lee-I-Be!
That Lee-I-Be!
I do not like
that
Lee-I-Be!
LEE (presenting a brochure on a plate):
Do you like
the new MG?
PUNTER:
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
I
will not drive
the new MG.
LEE:
Would you drive it
Here or there?
PUNTER:
I would not drive it
here or
there.
I would not drive it
anywhere.
I do not like
the
new MG.
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would you drive it
by a
house?
Would you drive it
with a mouse?
PUNTER:
I do not drive it
by a
house.
I do not drive it
with a mouse.
I do not drive
it
here or there.
I do not drive it
anywhere.
I do not
like the new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would
you drive it
into a box (junction having first ascertained that
your exit road or lane is clear)?
Would you drive it
with a
fox?
PUNTER:
Not into a box (junction
having first ascertained that my exit road or lane is clear).
Not
with a fox.
Not by a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not
drive it here or there.
I would not drive it anywhere.
I do not
like the new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would you? Could you?
drive
the car?
drive it! drive it!
Here the keys are.
PUNTER:
I would not ,
could
not,
drive the car.
LEE:
You may like it.
You will
see.
But do not drive into a tree!
PUNTER:
I would not, could not into
a tree.
Not drive the car! You let me be.
I do not drive it
into a box. (junction having first ascertained that my exit road or
lane is clear)
I do not drive it with a fox.
I do not drive it
by a house.
I do not drive it with a mouse.
I do not drive it
here or there.
I do not drive it anywhere.
I do not like the
new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
A train! A train!
A train! A
train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
PUNTER:
Not on a train! Not into a
tree!
Not in that car! Lee! Let me be!
I would not, could not,
in a box. Etc.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not
drive it with a mouse.
I will not drive it by a house.
I will
not drive it here or there.
I will not drive it anywhere.
I do not like the new MG.
I do not
like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the
dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
PUNTER:
I would not, could not,
in
the dark.
I expect the headlights are Lucas,
for a start.
LEE:
Would you, could you,
in the
rain?
PUNTER:
I would not, could not, in
the rain. Even though the windscreen wipers fall easily to hand on
the quality steering column stalk.
Not in the dark. Not on a
train.
Not drive the car. Not into a tree.
I do not like it,
Lee, you see.
Not by a house. Not into a box. Etc.
Not with a
mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not drive it here or there.
I do
not like it anywhere!
LEE:
You do not like
the new MG?
PUNTER:
I do not
like
it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Could you, would you,
with a
goat?
PUNTER:
I would not,
could
not.
with a goat!
LEE:
Would you, could you,
on a
boat?
PUNTER:
I could not, would not, on a
boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not drive it in
the rain.
I will not drive it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not
into a tree!
Not in that car! You let me be!
I do not drive it
into a box. Etc.
I do not drive it with a fox.
I will not drive
it by a house.
I do not drive it with a mouse.
I do not drive
it here or there.
I do not drive it ANYWHERE!
I do not
like
the new
MG!
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
You do not like it.
SO you
say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.
PUNTER:
Lee!
If you will let me
be,
I will try it.
You will see.
<has an extended test drive>
Say!
I like the new MG!
I do!! I
like it, Lee-I-Be!
And I would drive it in a boat!
And I would
drive it with a goat...
And I will drive it in the rain.
And in
the dark. And on a train.
And drive the car, not into a tree.
It
is so good, so good, you see!
So I will drive it into a box.
(junction having first ascertained that my exit road or lane is
clear).
And I will drive it with a fox.
And I will drive it by
a house.
And I will drive it with a mouse.
And I will drive it
here and there.
Say! I will drive it ANYWHERE!
I do so
like
the new MG!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Lee-I-Be!
Autotrader for an affordable family car, when salesman Lee flits
across his field of vision standing on a sort of dog and holding a
sign "I BE LEE".
Lee then passes in the opposite
direction standing on a sort of pink panther and holding a sign "LEE
I BE".
PUNTER (putting his phone to silent in
annoyance):
That Lee-I-Be!
That Lee-I-Be!
I do not like
that
Lee-I-Be!
LEE (presenting a brochure on a plate):
Do you like
the new MG?
PUNTER:
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
I
will not drive
the new MG.
LEE:
Would you drive it
Here or there?
PUNTER:
I would not drive it
here or
there.
I would not drive it
anywhere.
I do not like
the
new MG.
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would you drive it
by a
house?
Would you drive it
with a mouse?
PUNTER:
I do not drive it
by a
house.
I do not drive it
with a mouse.
I do not drive
it
here or there.
I do not drive it
anywhere.
I do not
like the new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would
you drive it
into a box (junction having first ascertained that
your exit road or lane is clear)?
Would you drive it
with a
fox?
PUNTER:
Not into a box (junction
having first ascertained that my exit road or lane is clear).
Not
with a fox.
Not by a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not
drive it here or there.
I would not drive it anywhere.
I do not
like the new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Would you? Could you?
drive
the car?
drive it! drive it!
Here the keys are.
PUNTER:
I would not ,
could
not,
drive the car.
LEE:
You may like it.
You will
see.
But do not drive into a tree!
PUNTER:
I would not, could not into
a tree.
Not drive the car! You let me be.
I do not drive it
into a box. (junction having first ascertained that my exit road or
lane is clear)
I do not drive it with a fox.
I do not drive it
by a house.
I do not drive it with a mouse.
I do not drive it
here or there.
I do not drive it anywhere.
I do not like the
new MG.
I do not like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
A train! A train!
A train! A
train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
PUNTER:
Not on a train! Not into a
tree!
Not in that car! Lee! Let me be!
I would not, could not,
in a box. Etc.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not
drive it with a mouse.
I will not drive it by a house.
I will
not drive it here or there.
I will not drive it anywhere.
I do not like the new MG.
I do not
like it, Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the
dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
PUNTER:
I would not, could not,
in
the dark.
I expect the headlights are Lucas,
for a start.
LEE:
Would you, could you,
in the
rain?
PUNTER:
I would not, could not, in
the rain. Even though the windscreen wipers fall easily to hand on
the quality steering column stalk.
Not in the dark. Not on a
train.
Not drive the car. Not into a tree.
I do not like it,
Lee, you see.
Not by a house. Not into a box. Etc.
Not with a
mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not drive it here or there.
I do
not like it anywhere!
LEE:
You do not like
the new MG?
PUNTER:
I do not
like
it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
Could you, would you,
with a
goat?
PUNTER:
I would not,
could
not.
with a goat!
LEE:
Would you, could you,
on a
boat?
PUNTER:
I could not, would not, on a
boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not drive it in
the rain.
I will not drive it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not
into a tree!
Not in that car! You let me be!
I do not drive it
into a box. Etc.
I do not drive it with a fox.
I will not drive
it by a house.
I do not drive it with a mouse.
I do not drive
it here or there.
I do not drive it ANYWHERE!
I do not
like
the new
MG!
I do not like it,
Lee-I-Be.
LEE:
You do not like it.
SO you
say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.
PUNTER:
Lee!
If you will let me
be,
I will try it.
You will see.
<has an extended test drive>
Say!
I like the new MG!
I do!! I
like it, Lee-I-Be!
And I would drive it in a boat!
And I would
drive it with a goat...
And I will drive it in the rain.
And in
the dark. And on a train.
And drive the car, not into a tree.
It
is so good, so good, you see!
So I will drive it into a box.
(junction having first ascertained that my exit road or lane is
clear).
And I will drive it with a fox.
And I will drive it by
a house.
And I will drive it with a mouse.
And I will drive it
here and there.
Say! I will drive it ANYWHERE!
I do so
like
the new MG!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Lee-I-Be!
